Saturday, June 24, 2006

sucks to be a girl

Yes, it's that time of the month. Oh, how I love swollen, tender breasts and feeling bloated. Right. The real highlight is always cramps. The cruel irony of it is that orgasms actually help the cramps go away for a while... right when I'm feeling my least horny. Master has told me a few different times that he's so glad that I'm the girl. Yeah, well, all of you men frickin' better be glad.

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6 Comments:

Blogger verity said...

I feel ya. I have mine, too. :(

June 24, 2006 9:48 PM  
Blogger Roxanne said...

Ditto!!!! If men had to deal with those symptoms for even a day......we would be treated like queens during our time of the month.

June 25, 2006 12:40 AM  
Blogger jef said...

oh man...that was a good post. Well, I'm glad to be a man. No monthly visitor and all that crap...but I feel for you :-(

June 25, 2006 9:06 AM  
Blogger dirk.mancuso said...

Oh, a post about your lady time...sorry. Nothing to add...as you were...

**Dirk slowly backs up and excuses himself from the room**

June 25, 2006 10:01 AM  
Blogger Roxanne said...

I forgot to add that instead of being treated like queens (as we fully deserve to be), men choose to run the other way instead. Thank you, Dirk, for setting such a good example! ;)

June 25, 2006 11:44 AM  
Blogger His suzy said...

You all crack me up. lol

June 25, 2006 12:21 PM  

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